Private Frazer’s Doomed Magazines

July 7, 2015

NME of Reason

Filed under: Chair by the door,Corporate bollocks,doomed launches,free magazines — privatefraser @ 2:40 pm
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Do you remember the Avengers movie? Not the Marvel Comics one, the updating of the 60s TV series? How about Steve Martin as Sergeant Bilko? Ray Winstone in the retread of The Sweeney? No?

It’s hardly surprising. Each of them was a terrible film, a ‘reinvention’ of a ‘brand’ put together by producers desperately hoping the new incarnation could take a name that meant something to a previous generation and find a new market with contemporary audiences. Ludicrously misconceived, they were doomed to fail.

Which brings us neatly to the NME. (more…)

March 31, 2014

And another…

Filed under: closures,consumer magazines,Corporate bollocks — privatefraser @ 7:04 pm
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As Private Frazer mentioned last month, it isn’t a question of if, but when the “lads’ mags” category will finally be put out of our misery, and the latest inevitable closure is IPC’s Nuts magazine. IPC have form in flogging dead horses to any buyer with a smart suit and plausible manner, so the fact that even they couldn’t offload this turkey (I will mix whatever metaphors I choose, thank you very much) suggests that the pool of stupid, wannabe publishers is not as deep as previously.

Now that Nuts is toast, Bauer can presumably declare victory and shut Zoo without loss of face.

Corporate bollocks award of the day goes to Paul Williams, managing director of IPC’s Inspire division. “After 10 years at the top of its market [you know what they say about scum always rising to the top], we have taken the difficult decision to propose the closure of Nuts … IPC will provide impacted staff with all the support they need during the consultation process.

Impacted“? You mean “fired” Paul, or “redundant”, surely?

February 4, 2013

New Year, Old Story

Filed under: Chair by the door,consumer magazines,Corporate bollocks — privatefraser @ 8:58 am
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The news that IPC are going to lay off 150, or 8%, of their staff as part of “organisational changes” definitely puts the titles over at Auton Towers on the watch list.

Although IPC defenestrated as many of its underperforming magazines as it could in 2010, even it was unable to find enough mug punters to take all of its lame ducks. Couple that with IPC’s heavy dependence on advertising (there seems to have been little diversification into additional revenue streams) and you have major problems.

Of course, Private Frazer could be very wrong (it is my default position after all) and the cuts might be entirely because the US parent company needs to make big savings and the incredibly profitable UK arm has to share the pain. Yeah, as they say, right.

Watch this space.

Sylvia’s email to the IPC infantry can be read in full here. This is also where any new news will find a home.

IPC staffers with stories to share, please email  Anonymity guaranteed.

April 23, 2012

Loss of Vitality

Filed under: closures,consumer magazines — privatefraser @ 4:47 pm
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It probably comes as no surprise to anyone to hear that Vitality Publishing called in the administrators on Friday.

As soon as Private Frazer heard that Attitude had been spun off to form a separate company, leaving Vitality with Loaded and Superbike, it was pretty obvious that something was up. The (ex) directors of Vitality have a certain amount of form in this regard.

And so it proves. The questions asked over the fitness of the company that IPC were in such a hurry to sell to remain unanswered. As does the fate of the magazines and of the employees.

For some reason the word ‘bastards’ springs to mind.

February 18, 2011

ABC 2 – whither IPC

Filed under: consumer magazines,figures — privatefraser @ 12:48 pm

After failing to get rid of all of their clunkers in the first round of their fire sale, it seems likely that IPC will have another go this year. They really are becoming a multiple personality company, with at least four distinct characters – TV listings and soaps, five titles here giving them 30% of their total ABC; cheap women’s weeklies (losing sales as are the cheapos from Burda and H Bauer); women’s glossies; and specialist magazines.

October 11, 2010

IPC – get ’em while you can

Filed under: magazines — privatefraser @ 5:55 pm
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So the great IPC yard sale continues, with titles flying around the country to a variety of smaller publishers. This was obviously Sylvia Auton’s mission on her return from the states, but although we can see the results, we don’t yet have an idea of the overall strategic picture. (more…)

May 15, 2009

Just another average day in the gloom factory

Filed under: B2B magazines,consumer magazines,figures — privatefraser @ 5:12 pm
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Euromoney reveals £41.8m loss
Euromoney Institutional Investor said trading would become worse before it gets better

BBC Magazines set to cut 30 staff
Publisher is looking to reduce its headcount by about 30 staff in a bid to cut costs and restructure its operations. (more…)

February 26, 2009

Gimme shelter

Filed under: consumer magazines,figures — privatefraser @ 1:12 pm
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With strong rumours swirling around of a high profile closure in the ‘homes and lifestyle’ category, I thought it might be useful to pick the bones of last week’s ABC figures and see how the major titles are faring. (more…)

June 25, 2008

Today’s unconnected stories

Filed under: consumer magazines,interactive — privatefraser @ 3:31 pm
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Dennis Publishing to launch digital motoring magazine

Disney prepares to launch UK parenting website

Talksport online magazine won’t ape Monkey

IPC buys Mousebreaker website

Interactive to capture 15% of ad spend next year

Ink on paper anyone?

June 20, 2008

Don’t panic! (20/06/08)

Filed under: consumer magazines,Don't panic,Recession — privatefraser @ 1:02 pm

IPC in jobs freeze due to economic slowdown


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